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قديم 19 - 11 - 2007, 23:21
منصور غير متصل
..:: من سكان المدينة ::..
 


منصور is on a distinguished road
افتراضي Jokes But True










Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
**********

Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.

**********

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

**********
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"

**********

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

**********

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

**********

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT
YOU A FORTUNE"
**********

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
**********

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"

Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"

Millionaire: " Billionaire"

**********

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

**********

A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my beautiful body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor



Jokes But True

 
 
 
 
 





رد مع اقتباس
قديم 20 - 11 - 2007, 13:35   رقم المشاركة : [2]
..:: من سكان المدينة ::..
 

ساندرا is on a distinguished road
افتراضي

ثانكيو مي فرند


ساندرا غير متصل   رد مع اقتباس
قديم 21 - 11 - 2007, 01:43   رقم المشاركة : [3]
سكرتير المشرف العام
 

بيســــان تم تعطيل التقييم
افتراضي

اشكرك اخوووي على ماطرحته
البعض منها حلووة وتضحك

الف شكر لك
وننتظر جديدك


بيســــان غير متصل   رد مع اقتباس
قديم 27 - 11 - 2007, 15:12   رقم المشاركة : [4]
..:: من سكان المدينة ::..
 

يـاحـيـاتـي is on a distinguished road
افتراضي

With distant dreams
And in my soul
Stubborn laws
Poetry melts
From the eyelashes of my spirit
And revealing




"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT
YOU A FORTUNE"


do more from it god bless the old time

correct your tongue

Tzlmidj the wonderful Katrh

Recognizes Edge transport beautiful and wonderful

And God Aihrmena again

Recognizin g me magic


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